HJL!

Argh I ought to be sleeping because I have a flight in 5 hours' time and I'm supposed to wake up in an hour's time. I planned to sleep at 1230, but I spotted this YT video. It was a mistake to watch it because I ended up working to translate it for the next 4 hours. O.O It's crazy what I'm doing. Fortunately, my mom doesn't know I'm still awake or she'll kill me literally.

WARNING: I'm not very very good with Korean and my eyes, ears and brain were all shutting down as time passed, so there may be missing bits or minor errors. Read at your own risk! I'll keep this open to public till I return from my vacation in 5 days' time before I f-lock it. Please don't repost the translations anywhere coz I think it's not that good a quality...just redirect people here if you want to share! I'm glad 4D HJL is still there!! KJ scared me!

Ok, I'll get sleeping already...an hour's nap. =/

SS501 KIM HYUN JOONG - Haptic Mission CF [Cut]

0:30
[Narrator]
Kim Hyun Joong
Looks are 4D
Attractiveness also 4D
Perfect flower/pretty boy

0:40
[Text]
Uncomfortable cough

0:45
[Text]
Looks away

0:48
[Text]
Awkward, embarrassed

0:49
[Text]
Not speaking to each other

0:52
[Text]
Flower/pretty boys and girls who only look at each other's expressions out of awkwardness

0:55
[Text]
What's the reason for them gathering here?

0:59
[Text]
A few days before...

1:01
[Text]
One day, an ambiguous envelop was suddenly delivered to them

1:05
[Text]
From today onwards, you will be a model in an Anycall CF.

1:07
[Text]
Any motion, Any style
Any band

1:10
[Text]
The Any series experienced by the top stars of today

1:13
[Text]
This time, it's the flower/pretty boys and girls

1:17
[Text]
Who can become the best of the new employees?

1:24
[Text]
Hyun Joong's external helpers SS501

1:27
[Text]
Application form
Name: Kim Hyun Joong

1:31
[Text/JM]
Personal introduction
CV: 1 vol of SS501 singles

1:34
[Text/HJL]
Responsibility is "Leader"

1:36
[HJL]
Should I fill in "Japanese" for foreign languages (spoken)?

1:38
[Text]
(Not sure about this but YS was saying something like whether they can leave out how well-verse he is in Japanese, I think)

1:42
[Text]
They give HJL a Japanese test.

1:43
[KJ]
When making a phone call. "Moshi moshi (Hello)"

1:45
[JM]
Moshi Moshi, Hyun Joong, what are you doing right now?
[HJL]
I'm now taking a shower
[JM]
You're taking a shower?
Are you naked now?
[HJL]
Ah, that's embarrassing/I'm shy

2:02
[Text]
Growth process
(I was) brought up well

2:05
[HJL]
Personality, what's mine like?

2:06
[Text/YS]
(Right away) Simple

2:07
[Text]
Accepted it simply, as it is

2:09
[Text]
So Cool Boy

2:11
[Text/HJL]
Belief in life
Life is one shot (shot as in firing a shot from a gun)
[KJ]
He IS simple

2:15
[Text/HJL]
Other aspirations
Please give me a lot of money (salary) and don't ask me to run errand to get coffee.

2:22
[Text]
They continue till late at night for the sake of Hyun Joong's interview
[HJL]
What should I do for the interview?

2:25
[Text]
The English that is necessary at Anycall interviews
[KM]
You have to speak English

2:29
[HJL]
I will sing and dance

2:32
[Text/KM]
What makes you to apply this company?

2:37
[HJL]
What = "what (in Kor)"
[JM]
Uh, "Make" is?
[HJL]
"Make (in Kor)"
[KM]
"You"?
[HJL]
"You (in Kor)"
[KM]
"To"?
[HJL]
"Your (in Kor)"
[KM]
"Apply"?
[HJL]
"Apply (in Kor)"
[KM]
"This"?
[HJL]
"To this (in Kor)"
[KM]
"Company"?
[HJL]
(Not sure how to phrase this in English =X) Is this company your company?
[JM]
Why did you apply to this company? What is the inducement?
[Text]
Still, JM's explaining it nicely
[HJL]
Erm....my mother and father and grandfather...Anycall family!

3:03
[JM]
It's your first company dinner
[Text/JM]
During the company dinner, what special skill would you show?
[HJL]
That I can drink a lot of liquor (Not sure about the translation to liquor)

3:11
[Text]
Which star did he came from?

3:13
[HJL]
Shall we do the interview again?
[Text]
SS501 who enjoys roleplaying interviews

3:16
[Text]
(arrow pointing to HJL)Wanted to become the interviewer

3:19
[JM]
During the company dinner, what's one special skill you would show?
[KJ]
Dancing of course
[Text/All]
Show us please~!
[HJL]
First variation
[KJ]
To the president
[Text]
Huge movements
[Text/YS]
Hoho, you're cute....
[Text/JM]
You're a little presumptious (Not too sure about this)
[Text/HJL]
Then the second variation. After the president has left, to the manager
[KJ]
My puppy's dance!
[Text]
Agile
[JM]
Ok, third variation
[Text/HJL]
The manager has left and you dance the third variation with your colleagues
[Text]
The one with colleagus is fresh/lively

4:08
[Text/HJL]
Anyways, you were great help. I will captivate the interviewer's heart

4:16
[JM]
But I'm still worried

4:17
[Text]
It starts from now

4:25
[Text]
Interview style
1: Dicussion
2: Individual

4:26
[HJL]
If I were to find a point of agreement...
[Text]
HJL's thoughts
Taking my girlfriend along on a business trip, and attend meetings as well as play with her (lol don't get what he meant, but the scene was cut so...)
[HJL]
Going for meetings with others attending the meeting and while attending the meeting, we can play also.

4:35
[Text]
The anticipated state of mind of HJ
[Interviewer]
Mr KHJ, today, from the answers you gave, it's always neither A nor B. It's special, a combination of A and B.
[Text]
HJ's results:
Not A, not B. AB!
[Text/Interviwer]
You're a person who comes out with ideas or thoughts of your own (as in, in a world of his world, I think)
You're a person who brings changes to the organisation

4:56
[Text]
Moving to the actual interview

4:57
[Text]
HJ's worrying English

5:06
[Interviewer]
If you were to use your whole body to express yourself...."The person named Kim Hyun Joong is this kind of person"

5:15
[Text]
Why only to me?

5:20
[HJL]
The person called Kim Hyun Joong, started as a dancer/singer 4 years ago and now,
[Text]
Moving around smoothly
[HJL]
Is walking the path of a performer/actor. After the job of an actor ends, he will revert back to a dancer/singer. He's such a person.
[Interviewer]
Ok, please take a seat.

5:40
[Interviewer]
If you were rejected by our company, what are you future plans?
[Text]
Unexpectedly
[HJL]
I will send my application to other places
[Text]
A response that is too frank
[HJL]
If I get rejected again, I think I will continue

(Sorry about the following part which I left out but I got confused by the 4Dness and erm, don't really have time to figure it out. Will update if I find time later)

6:15
[Text/Interviewer]
You wrote for your belief: Live honestly and positively! Honestly, why?
[HJL]
(Sorry I didn't get it. =/ Can someone help me with this part?)
My belief is that Life is one shot.
Because we're only given one life, we have to live splendidly. That's why I think life is one shot.

6:39
[Interviewer]
What type of cell phone do you use?
[HJL]
Er...chor (Korean for 'I'). Actually, I can't speak English well.
[Text]
Evaluation of the product

6:54
[Interviewer]
What would you say is your best quality?
[HJL]
Caller ring?
[Text]
Er...huh...
[Text]
The original question was "what's your merit/forte?"
[Interviewer]
Quality. Quality. Of you. (Other interviewers explain it in Kor)
[HJL]
Ah, Quality?
[Text]
Replying in Korean indifferently
[Text]
On the contrary, this person is confused
[HJL]
My special forte is that once a thought comes to mind, I'll act right away.
[Interviewer]
Do you prefer soju (Kor alcohol) or maekju (beer)?
[Text]
Uneasy
[HJL]
Uh, Poktanju (I try to research and I think it's a glass of beer with a smaller glass of whiskey submerged in it. So, yeah, HJ is an AB huh?)
[Text]
4 Dimension Bomb - KHJ!
[Text]
Why are you laughing?

7:38
[Text]
The 4D interview without any reserve has ended

7:43
[Text/HJL]
I spoke about everything as they were but...
[KB]
That's why I said it's the max! (Not sure about this!)

7:49
[Text]
Positive evaluation from before!

(Sorry I'm getting really sleepy and my ears aren't listening so I'll mainly translate what I see on the screen from here on. But my eyes are dying out with my brain cells so...I apologise for any mistakes!)

[Text/Interview]
He has good self-control and his management (skill) is apparent
I think he has a lot of wit

8:00
[Text]
Upon overall evaluation, 1st place

8:04
[Text]
Among them, who received 1st place?

8:09
[Text]
The announcement of the interview results

8:18
[Text]
The overall points that was not revealed during the interview

8:23
[Text]
The 1st place will be specially revealed!

8:25
[Interviewer]
The person who did well

8:28
[Text]
8 chef manager's choice

8:30
[Text]
The first one

8:32
[Text]
Who is the recipient of 1st place?

8:36
[Interviewer]
The person who did well

8:37
[Narrator]
Whis star got the 1st place? It will be revealed during the second ep!